Jordan Sullen is a former professional football player, who has contributed to six different organizations. Like Mally, his head is fairly bald (minus the antenna), and he loves sweets in his spare time. He is a connoisseur of hats who has a love for hot sauce, as most southerners do. Jordan finds monkeys to be hilariously entertaining yet lovable. He lives in urban New Orleans, where "snow cones" are known as "snowballs," and hot sauce is boss.